20. Gay. NJ. If you think this isn't a blog about Classic Film, Broadway, my personal life, random funny things, and the occasional boy spam, move along.
#tiramisu part two! With @brittaniraeh <3

#tiramisu part two! With @brittaniraeh <3

Ah! Sweet mystery of life, at last I&#8217;ve found thee. #truelove #tiramisu

Ah! Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found thee. #truelove #tiramisu

A national landmark #laceytownship #publicrestroom

A national landmark #laceytownship #publicrestroom

The joys of being sent home early :) #selfie #pool (at the hizzhouse)

The joys of being sent home early :) #selfie #pool (at the hizzhouse)

A perfect dinner to start a perfect evening. #latergram #smac #nyc #macandcheese #yummmmmmm @brookemateria @kelseeeek

A perfect dinner to start a perfect evening. #latergram #smac #nyc #macandcheese #yummmmmmm @brookemateria @kelseeeek

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

it must be such a satisfactory feeling to feel completely secure in your own skin.

lifehackable:

More Life Changing Pictures Here

they have had these for rent at my local beach since as long as I can remember&#8230;

lifehackable:

More Life Changing Pictures Here

they have had these for rent at my local beach since as long as I can remember…

The Rural Juror

by Jane Krakowski

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

God bless ‘what’s his name’.

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(Source: lejazzhot, via zacharyalllen)

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

(via kindredspirits39)

Now to read the original play from one of my favorite films. #StageDoor #1930s #GreatDepressionLiterature

Now to read the original play from one of my favorite films. #StageDoor #1930s #GreatDepressionLiterature

Twerkin since 1890. #BarbraStreisand #twerk #HelloDolly #Broadway #HelloGorgeous #BarbraMemes #gay #great #fabulous #genekelly #michaelcrawford #tommytune #musical #1969 #sixtynine #lol #classic